your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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My butt!!!!

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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math test 2=2

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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boobs

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knock knock go away ok

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