Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Adam Sandler.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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