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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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