Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Is this a chair?

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Knock knock Come in!

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Ass

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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