What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Dozer has a soul

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

this is a joke

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Nathan Gooderson.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

im a selling a car

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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