How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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