Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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A van drives into a car.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Dan O'Driscoll

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Your mom goes to college

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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