A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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9:11 make a wish

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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sweaty black guy

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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