What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

why did Max cry??? chicken

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

Real jokes.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

knock knock your gay

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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