What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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George Bush.

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what time is it rape time

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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