A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Covietz has a large penis

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Write your own

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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The Economy

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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The WNBA.

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