What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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