Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Will gropes Ebola victims

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Knock Knock! Come in.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

My butt!!!!

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

your face.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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