- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Women's rights.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

The Aristocrats

black people. that is all...

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Canada

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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