Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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arse

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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