- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Robin, get in the car.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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