When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

your life

Dani Barton = Stupid

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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