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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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No.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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