Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Hello world

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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A Jew returns change.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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alcoholism kills

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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