Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Myspace

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Anti Joke

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