What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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A fish walks into a bar

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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