- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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