Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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