why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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