- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Gay rights.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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