- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Your big dick.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

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