- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue? The sky.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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