What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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