- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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