- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Knock Knock? Come in.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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