- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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