- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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