- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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