Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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