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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

knock knock come in !

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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