What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

haha black people :D

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

A man died.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

HELLO EVERYONE

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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