- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

like most people my age. im 27

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Neither have I

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Women's rights.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??