- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

well now

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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