- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

ur gay

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

boobs!

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Im black

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