An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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* anti-punchline

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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hey justin

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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