- Anti Joke

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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