Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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