- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

What do I hate? people

Do you know what color comes after 9?

knock knock come in!

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

what did the old lady die of old age...

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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