Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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