Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Women's rights

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an athiest walks into a church

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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