What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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