- Anti Joke

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike?.. She was 4 and hadn't learned how to ride a bike yet... Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?.. It was stapled to the first monkey... Why was Suzie angry?.. Her parents had only found one bike at the marketplace... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?.. It thought it was a game... Why did the fridge fall out of the tree?.. It had no arms... Lucy fall off her bike?.. She was crushed by 3 monkeys and a fridge... There's 500 bricks on a plane and you throw one out, how many are left?.. 499 bricks... How do you get an elephant into a fridge?.. Open the fridge, take the elephant out, close the fridge... How do you get a deer into a fridge?.. Open the fridge, take the elephant out, close the fridge... The lion is celebrating his birthday and, being the king of the jungle, all the other animals were in attendance except for one... Why?.. The deer was in the fridge... Little Mia is looking for Lucy and comes across an alligator-infested river... How does she cross it?... She swam... The alligators are at the lion's party... She died anyways, though... What happened?.. A brick fell on her head... Why did Suzie fall off the swing?.. She was trampled by the elephant, who was in a hurry to get to the lion's party in time... Why did the ethologist couple commit suicide?.. Their 3 daughters there killed by a brick, an elephant and 3 dead monkeys followed by a fridge... Note: yeah not 100% original, i mixed some already existing jokes together... works better if you don't tell them all at once but sprinkle them in with lots of other unrelated jokes...

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.