- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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