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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

I love pissing people off :P

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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