- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

slaughter the mussies #EDL

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

Your future.

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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